The Bennamin

My beloved Bennamin, before he started his quest to become the world's first and only marble-filled, excessively flatulent tube sock dog. Today, he now looks as though he sports a permanent fur-trimmed turtleneck. So much for the Benny Craig Weight Loss initiative! I keep getting this picture emailed back to me from some scammy company saying it won all sorts of photography awards (I sent it in to a website contest, once, just for fun.) Yeah, all I need to do is to send in $169 for my trophy featuring an engraved plaque with my name. Riiight.